by admin on January 27, 2011
On the 18th hole of the Buick Commence, Tiger Woods allegedly let out a rather vigorous fart. As a result, the Tiger Woods fart has given a whole new meaning to an oft-repeated phrase in the world of golf – and that would be “grip it and rip it.” And it in no procedure should it reach as a surprise – particularly to men and boys of all ages who derive enormous pleasure from all manner of fart jokes – that phrases such as “Tiger Woods fart,” “Tiger Woods fart video” and “Tiger farts” are popular search terms on the Web today.
The Tiger Woods fart imposed itself upon the world during the 18th hole of the Buick Initiate as Tiger got ready to “grip it and rip it” in the fairway. It should be noted that Tiger Woods ended up winning the tournament. Now one has to wonder if Tiger Woods may start believing that farting while golfing gives him gracious luck. If that turns out to be the case, Tiger may have to begin incorporating the consumption of beans into his pre-game regimen. Who knows, it could end up starting a new trend among golfers – or among all professional athletes for that matter. And if it does, it would really be a gas.
Why do men find farts and farting to be so humorous? I don’t really know the answer to that question other to say that farts are, well, silly. And I have a sneaking suspicion that women also find farts to be rather amusing but don’t let on because to admit it would be considered unladylike.
From the time a boy discovers that farts exist, he derives a great deal of amusement from them. And this fascination with farts and farting continues on into adult life. If you care to watch the Tiger Woods fart video, you can clearly see that Tiger and his caddy, Steve Williams, gather it to be quite comical. Of course they do – they’re guys.
This also explains the enormous popularity – and box office mojo – of contemporary comedic films, which are chockablock with fart jokes. Successful film makers like Judd Apatow know that bathroom humor is what his target audience expects and he delivers the goods with ample relish.
This is not to say that farts and fart jokes are always acceptable. For instance, it would be considered very bad form for President Obama to rupture wind while delivering a major speech before the nation.
It would also be considered bad manners for a man to fart while on a first date with a woman. This is why the expression, “first date fart hold” has become popular among men who are eager to impress a woman while on a first date. It is not always an easy feat to accomplish, and one has to respect a man for undergoing a great deal of discomfort in the interest of impressing a lady.
Once they come by to know them, though, it’s a different story.
But most women love men despite their fascination with farts.
Source:
Tiger Woods wins Buick Launch, seals the 18th with a fart, The Inquisitr
by admin on January 27, 2011
Tiger Woods Twelve Days of Mistress
“Tiger Woods Mistresses” has become the topic around the globe for the past week. It is sad, that a man of such talent and high recognition would be as unfaithful as he has been to his beautiful wife.
That being said, this has become quite comical with the Mistresses being named and numbered from 1-? Each is being assigned a number as they step out of the shadows one by one. It has become amusing to watch as each Mistress out does the other for length of time with Tiger Woods and the originality of their stories. It is almost as if we are seeing the first Mistress Contest unfolding.
Tiger Woods – The Twelve Days of Mistress.
On the first day of Mistress his true love gave to him – a Tiger’s peep view of the famous golf swing heard around the world. The eminent 5 iron swing of Elin Woods was the golf swing for the opening ceremonies of the Twelve Days of Mistress.
On the second day of Mistress his true worship gave to him – Elin gave an alibi at the front door of his home so he did not have to suppose to police about his accident. Tiger was sleeping.
On the third day of Mistress his true cherish gave to him -. They rested.
On the fourth day of Mistress his true love gave to him – Elin started with negotiations regarding how much it was going to cost Tiger to stay in his marriage with his affair surfacing. The other mistresses were all working behind the scenes picking their media vessels on which to approach on for their coming out party.
On the fifth day of Mistress his true love gave to him – more negotiations for a bigger sum now that mistress number two had arrived. Tiger gave his “I have wronged my family” speech to the world.
On the sixth day of Mistress his true love gave to him- glance that she was about to call the phone numbers in Tiger’s cell phone. This is what prompted Tiger to make the fatal mistake of calling Mistress Number 3.
On the seventh day of Mistress his true love gave to him- more negotiations for money rendering the pre nuptials void and looking like poverty income compared to what she has now. This is the day that the phone message that Tiger left for Mistress Number 3 became public.
One the eighth day of Mistress his just love gave to him – we will never know, but it was from the eighth day of Mistress to the tenth day of Mistress that the Mistresses starting coming out of the wood work. We heard rumors, but now we have names.
Here is the Twelve Days of Mistress List
(Look at their occupations, is there a fantasy being played out by Tiger Woods? )
1. Rachel Uchitel (hostess in a night club)
2. Jaimee Grubbs (cocktail waitress)
3. Kalika Moquin (club manager)
4. Jaime Jungers (cocktail waitress)
5. Mindy Lawton (diner waitress)
6. Cori Rist (night club waitress)
7. Woman who is yet named, waiting for the best offer from media to make her debut. (My guess is she serves drinks or food of some kind)
Reference: Fox News, TMZ
